{"product_id":"hot-sale-not-today-unfiltered-signs-calendars","title":"🔥 HOT SALE 🔥😂NOT TODAY! — Unfiltered Signs \u0026 Calendars","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"vnt-sign-description\"\u003e\n  \u003cstyle\u003e\n    #vnt-sign-description {\n      --vnt-ink: #172321;\n      --vnt-green: #159e87;\n      --vnt-green-dark: #087b69;\n      --vnt-mint: #e6f7f1;\n      --vnt-pale: #f3f8f6;\n      --vnt-white: #ffffff;\n      --vnt-muted: #61716d;\n      font-family: inherit;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink);\n      font-size: 16px;\n      line-height: 1.7;\n      max-width: 1100px;\n      width: 100%;\n      margin: 0 auto;\n      overflow-wrap: anywhere;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description *,\n    #vnt-sign-description *::before,\n    #vnt-sign-description *::after {\n      box-sizing: border-box;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description img {\n      display: block;\n      width: 100%;\n      max-width: 100%;\n      height: auto;\n      border: 0;\n      margin: 0;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description h2,\n    #vnt-sign-description h3,\n    #vnt-sign-description p {\n      margin-top: 0;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description h2 {\n      font-size: clamp(29px, 4vw, 44px);\n      line-height: 1.13;\n      font-weight: 850;\n      letter-spacing: -0.8px;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink);\n      margin-bottom: 17px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description h3 {\n      font-size: 20px;\n      line-height: 1.35;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink);\n      margin-bottom: 10px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description p {\n      color: var(--vnt-muted);\n      margin-bottom: 15px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-section {\n      padding: clamp(24px, 5vw, 52px);\n      margin: 23px 0;\n      border-radius: 22px;\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-eyebrow {\n      display: inline-block;\n      margin-bottom: 13px;\n      color: var(--vnt-green-dark);\n      font-size: 12px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      letter-spacing: 2px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero {\n      padding: clamp(20px, 4vw, 42px);\n      background: linear-gradient(135deg, #dff8f0 0%, #bdeee0 52%, #8ddcc9 100%);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) minmax(0, 1.03fr);\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: clamp(24px, 4vw, 44px);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero h2 {\n      font-size: clamp(34px, 4.5vw, 51px);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-copy \u003e p {\n      color: #34564f;\n      font-size: 17px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-image {\n      overflow: hidden;\n      border-radius: 16px;\n      background: #e8efec;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-image img {\n      object-fit: cover;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-image img {\n      aspect-ratio: 1 \/ 1;\n      object-fit: cover;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-tags {\n      display: flex;\n      flex-wrap: wrap;\n      gap: 9px;\n      margin: 20px 0 24px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-tag {\n      display: inline-flex;\n      padding: 7px 12px;\n      border-radius: 30px;\n      background: rgba(255,255,255,.8);\n      border: 1px solid rgba(8,123,105,.2);\n      color: #126a5b;\n      font-size: 12px;\n      font-weight: 850;\n      line-height: 1.4;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button {\n      appearance: none;\n      display: inline-flex;\n      justify-content: center;\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: 10px;\n      min-height: 50px;\n      padding: 13px 23px;\n      border-radius: 7px;\n      border: 1px solid var(--vnt-ink);\n      background: var(--vnt-ink);\n      color: #ffffff !important;\n      text-decoration: none !important;\n      text-align: center;\n      font-size: 14px;\n      font-weight: 850;\n      line-height: 1.4;\n      cursor: pointer;\n      transition: background .2s ease, transform .2s ease;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button:hover {\n      background: var(--vnt-green-dark);\n      border-color: var(--vnt-green-dark);\n      transform: translateY(-1px);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button-light {\n      background: #ffffff;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink) !important;\n      border-color: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button-light:hover {\n      color: #ffffff !important;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-center {\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-intro {\n      background: #ffffff;\n      border: 1px solid #dcebe6;\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-intro \u003e p {\n      max-width: 780px;\n      margin-left: auto;\n      margin-right: auto;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(3, minmax(0, 1fr));\n      gap: 15px;\n      margin-top: 28px;\n      text-align: left;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature {\n      padding: 22px 19px;\n      border-radius: 15px;\n      border: 1px solid #d9eae4;\n      background: #f3faf7;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature-icon {\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      width: 44px;\n      height: 44px;\n      margin-bottom: 14px;\n      border-radius: 12px;\n      background: #d8f3e9;\n      color: #087b69;\n      font-size: 22px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature h3 {\n      font-size: 18px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature p {\n      font-size: 14px;\n      margin-bottom: 0;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) minmax(0, 1fr);\n      align-items: center;\n      gap: clamp(24px, 5vw, 54px);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split.vnt-reverse .vnt-split-image {\n      order: 2;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split.vnt-reverse .vnt-split-copy {\n      order: 1;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split-image img {\n      aspect-ratio: 1 \/ 1;\n      object-fit: cover;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-pale {\n      background: #eff8f4;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-white {\n      background: #ffffff;\n      border: 1px solid #e0ece7;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-dark {\n      background: linear-gradient(135deg, #172321 0%, #253a35 100%);\n      color: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-dark h2,\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-dark h3 {\n      color: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-dark p {\n      color: #d3e3dd;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-dark .vnt-eyebrow {\n      color: #6fe1c1;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-list {\n      list-style: none;\n      padding: 0;\n      margin: 20px 0 24px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-list li {\n      display: flex;\n      align-items: flex-start;\n      gap: 10px;\n      padding: 10px 0;\n      border-bottom: 1px solid rgba(30,100,79,.13);\n      color: #405c54;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-list li:last-child {\n      border-bottom: 0;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-check {\n      flex: 0 0 23px;\n      display: inline-flex;\n      align-items: center;\n      justify-content: center;\n      width: 23px;\n      height: 23px;\n      margin-top: 2px;\n      border-radius: 50%;\n      background: #d5f1e6;\n      color: #087b69;\n      font-size: 13px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));\n      gap: 18px;\n      margin-top: 28px;\n      text-align: left;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-card {\n      padding: 15px;\n      border: 1px solid #dbe9e3;\n      border-radius: 16px;\n      background: #ffffff;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-card .vnt-image {\n      margin-bottom: 19px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-card img {\n      aspect-ratio: 1 \/ .78;\n      object-fit: cover;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-card p {\n      font-size: 14px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-label {\n      display: inline-block;\n      padding: 5px 9px;\n      margin-bottom: 10px;\n      border-radius: 5px;\n      background: #dff6ed;\n      color: #087b69;\n      font-size: 11px;\n      font-weight: 900;\n      letter-spacing: 1px;\n      text-transform: uppercase;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-colors {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(3, minmax(0, 1fr));\n      gap: 13px;\n      margin-top: 25px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-color {\n      padding: 19px 12px;\n      border-radius: 13px;\n      border: 1px solid #dce9e4;\n      background: #ffffff;\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-swatch {\n      display: block;\n      width: 36px;\n      height: 36px;\n      margin: 0 auto 11px;\n      border-radius: 50%;\n      border: 2px solid rgba(0,0,0,.08);\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-color strong {\n      display: block;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink);\n      font-size: 15px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-color small {\n      display: block;\n      margin-top: 3px;\n      color: var(--vnt-muted);\n      font-size: 12px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-use-grid {\n      display: grid;\n      grid-template-columns: repeat(4, minmax(0, 1fr));\n      gap: 12px;\n      margin-top: 26px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-use {\n      padding: 18px 10px;\n      background: #ffffff;\n      border: 1px solid #dbe9e3;\n      border-radius: 12px;\n      text-align: center;\n      font-size: 14px;\n      font-weight: 800;\n      color: #25453c;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-use span {\n      display: block;\n      font-size: 25px;\n      margin-bottom: 6px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq {\n      margin-top: 25px;\n      text-align: left;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq details {\n      background: #ffffff;\n      border: 1px solid #dbe9e3;\n      border-radius: 11px;\n      margin: 10px 0;\n      overflow: hidden;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq summary {\n      position: relative;\n      list-style: none;\n      cursor: pointer;\n      padding: 17px 46px 17px 18px;\n      color: var(--vnt-ink);\n      font-weight: 800;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n      display: none;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq summary::after {\n      content: \"+\";\n      position: absolute;\n      right: 18px;\n      top: 50%;\n      transform: translateY(-50%);\n      color: var(--vnt-green-dark);\n      font-size: 24px;\n      font-weight: 400;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-faq details[open] summary::after {\n      content: \"−\";\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-answer {\n      padding: 0 18px 17px;\n      color: var(--vnt-muted);\n      font-size: 14px;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-note {\n      margin-top: 15px;\n      font-size: 12px;\n      color: #74847e;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-final {\n      background: linear-gradient(135deg, #dff8f0 0%, #bcebdc 100%);\n      text-align: center;\n    }\n\n    #vnt-sign-description .vnt-final p {\n      max-width: 720px;\n      margin: 0 auto 23px;\n      color: #3c5c53;\n    }\n\n    @media (max-width: 720px) {\n      #vnt-sign-description {\n        font-size: 15px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-section {\n        padding: 23px 17px;\n        margin: 16px 0;\n        border-radius: 16px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero {\n        padding: 17px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-grid,\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split {\n        grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);\n        gap: 22px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-image {\n        order: -1;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-hero-image img {\n        aspect-ratio: 1 \/ 1;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split.vnt-reverse .vnt-split-image,\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-split.vnt-reverse .vnt-split-copy {\n        order: initial;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature-grid {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n        gap: 10px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature {\n        padding: 18px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-feature-icon {\n        margin-bottom: 10px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-format-grid {\n        grid-template-columns: 1fr;\n        gap: 13px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-colors {\n        grid-template-columns: repeat(3, minmax(0, 1fr));\n        gap: 8px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-color {\n        padding: 15px 5px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-use-grid {\n        grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));\n        gap: 9px;\n      }\n\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button {\n        width: 100%;\n        padding: 13px 15px;\n      }\n    }\n\n    @media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {\n      #vnt-sign-description .vnt-button {\n        transition: none;\n      }\n    }\n  \u003c\/style\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- HERO --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-hero\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-hero-grid\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-hero-copy\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eBIG LETTERS. ZERO FILTER.\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch2\u003eNOT TODAY. NOT EVER. 😂\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Let your desk do the talking. These unfiltered desk signs and sarcastic\n          desktop calendars bring bold humor to workspaces, home offices and everyday routines.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-tags\"\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"vnt-tag\"\u003e12 MESSAGE FLIP SIGN\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"vnt-tag\"\u003e2027 DESK CALENDAR\u003c\/span\u003e\n          \u003cspan class=\"vnt-tag\"\u003e3 COLORS\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n        \u003ca href=\"#vnt-buy-anchor\" class=\"vnt-button vnt-scroll-buy\"\u003e\n          CHOOSE YOUR ATTITUDE \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↓\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/a\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-image vnt-hero-image\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/vereuse.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/fa9a6fc46f94b31a651be9a5042a34b1f18f3735.jpg?v=1793259997\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Turquoise 12-in-1 sarcastic desk flip sign with bold humorous lettering\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- BENEFITS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-intro\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eYOUR DESK. YOUR MOOD. YOUR RULES.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eBecause Sometimes, Words Are Necessary\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      From endless questions to never-ending meetings, some days call for a little sarcasm.\n      Put a funny statement on display and give coworkers, friends and visitors a reason to smile.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature-grid\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↻\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003e12 Flip-Through Messages\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Change the displayed message by flipping through the spiral-bound pages\n          to match your mood.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e▤\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003eCalendar or Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Choose a standalone message sign or a 2027 calendar with monthly date grids\n          and sarcastic phrases.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-feature-icon\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e✦\u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003eBold Desktop Display\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          Strong lettering and a freestanding design help the message stand out on a desk or shelf.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- IMAGE + TEXT --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-pale\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-split\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-split-image vnt-image\"\u003e\n        \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/vereuse.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/b21564686558adcc8e1642284c1753011804e39b.jpg?v=1793259997\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Sarcastic turquoise desk flip sign displayed on a wooden desktop\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-split-copy\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003e01 \/ THE FLIP SIGN\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch2\u003eFlip the Page. Change the Mood.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          The 12-in-1 Desk Flip Sign gives you a selection of blunt, sarcastic messages\n          in one compact desktop accessory. Flip through the spiral-bound pages whenever\n          you feel like changing the message on display.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n        \u003cul class=\"vnt-list\"\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 different unfiltered desk statuses\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFreestanding design for desks and shelves\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo calendar dates to keep track of\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n        \u003ca href=\"#vnt-buy-anchor\" class=\"vnt-button vnt-scroll-buy\"\u003e\n          VIEW THE DESK FLIP SIGN \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↓\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003c\/a\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FORMAT CARDS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-white\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-center\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eTWO FORMATS. SAME ATTITUDE.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eWhich One Fits Your Mood?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Choose the format that suits your workspace. These are separate product options;\n        select your preferred style in the product purchase area.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-format-grid\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-format-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-image\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/vereuse.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/83023d1585d11c8855c65e000d8ac8f18a672010.jpg?v=1793259997\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Several sarcastic message pages from the 12-in-1 desk flip sign\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-format-label\"\u003eOPTION 01\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003e12-in-1 Desk Flip Sign\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          A spiral-bound desktop sign with 12 sarcastic messages. Flip to a different\n          status whenever your mood changes.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cul class=\"vnt-list\"\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12 message pages\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFreestanding desktop display\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo monthly date grid\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-format-card\"\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-image\"\u003e\n          \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/vereuse.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/d6d2920076124ffe033901dc95549a4e50a1ae7d.jpg?v=1793259997\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Sarcastic desk flip sign showing a collection of blunt humorous messages\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-format-label\"\u003eOPTION 02\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003ch3\u003e2027 Desk Calendar\u003c\/h3\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\n          A desktop calendar combining monthly date grids with sarcastic messages\n          for people who prefer their planning with a side of humor.\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cul class=\"vnt-list\"\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2027 monthly calendar pages\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous phrases alongside dates\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n          \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"vnt-check\"\u003e✓\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFreestanding desktop display\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003c\/ul\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cp class=\"vnt-note\"\u003e\n      Note: The images above illustrate the collection. Select the exact format and color\n      from the available product options before ordering.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- MID CTA --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-dark vnt-center\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eLESS SMALL TALK. MORE PERSONALITY.\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003ch2\u003eLet Your Desk Say It for You.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n    \u003cp\u003e\n      Pick a flip sign for changing messages or the 2027 calendar for dates with attitude.\n      Either way, your desk is about to get a lot more interesting.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003ca href=\"#vnt-buy-anchor\" class=\"vnt-button vnt-button-light vnt-scroll-buy\"\u003e\n      CHOOSE YOUR FORMAT \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↓\u003c\/span\u003e\n    \u003c\/a\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- COLORS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-pale\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-center\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eFIND YOUR DESK COLOR\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eThree Colors. One Unfiltered Attitude.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        Match the sign or calendar to your workspace, whether you prefer a fresh pop\n        of color, a bold statement or a classic neutral look.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-colors\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-color\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-swatch\" style=\"background:#29b9a1;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eTurquoise\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003csmall\u003eFresh \u0026amp; vibrant\u003c\/small\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-color\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-swatch\" style=\"background:#c91e42;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eVivid Crimson\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003csmall\u003eBold \u0026amp; attention-grabbing\u003c\/small\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-color\"\u003e\n        \u003cspan class=\"vnt-swatch\" style=\"background:#202322;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n        \u003cstrong\u003eBlack\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003csmall\u003eClassic \u0026amp; understated\u003c\/small\u003e\n      \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-center\" style=\"margin-top:26px;\"\u003e\n      \u003ca href=\"#vnt-buy-anchor\" class=\"vnt-button vnt-scroll-buy\"\u003e\n        SELECT YOUR COLOR \u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e↓\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003c\/a\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- OCCASIONS --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-white\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-center\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eA GIFT WITH ATTITUDE\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eMade for Sarcasm Lovers\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003e\n        A fun desktop addition for anyone who appreciates blunt humor, playful office banter\n        and gifts that are a little less ordinary.\n      \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-use-grid\"\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e💻\u003c\/span\u003eHome Office\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e🗂️\u003c\/span\u003eWork Desk\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e🎁\u003c\/span\u003eGift Exchange\u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-use\"\u003e\n\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e🎂\u003c\/span\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FAQ --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-pale\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-center\"\u003e\n      \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eGOOD QUESTIONS. STRAIGHT ANSWERS.\u003c\/span\u003e\n      \u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n      \u003cp\u003eEverything you should know before choosing your desk accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n    \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-faq\"\u003e\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between the two formats?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          The Desk Flip Sign has 12 sarcastic messages and no calendar dates.\n          The 2027 Desk Calendar combines monthly date grids with humorous messages.\n          They are separate product options.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eCan I change the Desk Flip Sign message?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          Yes. Flip through the spiral-bound pages to display another of the 12 available\n          desk statuses.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eIs the calendar for 2027?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          Yes. The calendar option is the 2027 edition. The Desk Flip Sign is a message sign\n          and does not include calendar dates.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWhat colors are available?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          The listed colors are Turquoise, Vivid Crimson and Black. Availability may vary\n          by format, so check the options shown in the purchase area.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eAre both the flip sign and calendar included?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          No. They are separate choices. Select the format you want in the product options.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eDoes the product contain explicit language?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          Yes. The collection uses adult language and unfiltered sarcasm. Consider your\n          workplace, audience and the recipient's sense of humor before displaying or gifting it.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n\n      \u003cdetails\u003e\n        \u003csummary\u003eWhere can I display it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n        \u003cdiv class=\"vnt-answer\"\u003e\n          The freestanding design is suitable for desks, home offices, shelves and other\n          flat surfaces where you want to add some personality.\n        \u003c\/div\u003e\n      \u003c\/details\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/section\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- FINAL CTA --\u003e\n  \u003csection class=\"vnt-section vnt-hero vnt-center\"\u003e\n    \u003cspan class=\"vnt-eyebrow\"\u003eYOUR DESK. YOUR MOOD. 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